inbedwithboys:

My kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there

donutmongoose:

gayerthangrantaire:

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

ewjamesbuchanan:

ewjamesbuchanan:

ewjamesbuchanan:

ewjamesbuchanan:

the thrilling saga

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.

it’s happened again i cannot believe

When I talk to you I am happy. Because you listen, and my words find a home.

getoffmybloghoe:

i just want to do cool teenager stuff, like going to parties and arson 

710m:

My heart busts a nut every time someone tells me they saw something and thought of me

goth-aunt:

I’m

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

counting-sinful-stars:

paganlesbean:

super-ghostbuster:

likeits1995:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

ggothclaudia:

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

SO PROUD

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

We will all protect the small one.

swarnpert:

snort xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other nostril and let god sort out the rest

thisisspinaltapprivilege:

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

ex-plore:

concept: me, in a few years, having my shit together